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		<title>Top Ten Signs You&#8217;ve Joined a Cheap HMO</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. Annual breast exams are conducted at Hooters. 9.  Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." 8.  Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 7.  The colon specialist is only available on his days off from Roto-Rooter. 6.  Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Things Guys with Testicular Cancer Have to be Thankful For</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Direct from the Testicular Cancer Resource Center Home Office in San Antonio 10. Showing our scars can have ulterior benefits. 9.  Protective radiation "cup" doubles as a decorative soap holder. 8.  One less organ to worry about having to donate. 7.  Discounts on Lance Armstrong-autographed "modified" sportswear. 6.  Regular check-ups include precautionary prostate checks, too. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Ways to Get &#8220;Hunkered Down&#8221; Patients Out of the Hospital</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reprinted courtesy of the Placebo Journal, "The only medical journal that will make you laugh." (www.placebojournal.com) 10. Cut off all power to the room and pump in loud rock music (sort of like we did with General Noriega). 9.  Three letters - ECT. 8.  Low calorie, soft mechanical, low salt, low fat, low sugar, low [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten (plus 2!) Best Responses to Enduring a Colonoscopy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We had to add the extra two, because these are true stories from an unnamed gastroenterologist, who swears these comments were actually made by patients while he was performing colonoscopies. 12. Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before. 11. Find Amelia Earhart yet? 10. Can you hear me NOW? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Benefits of a Prosthetic Limb</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. It ups your street cred when you lie about how you were "in the shit." 9.  You kick ass at that hold-your-hand-over-the-flame game. 8.  Buying shoes. Easy for you, confusing for them. 7.  You can freak out roller coaster technicians by "losing a limb" during the ride and playing air guitar with it when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Benefits of Getting Breast Cancer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. Time off work with no lies and no guilt 9.  Men in white coats are groping your breasts and....you're okay with that 8.  The ex is sweet to you 7.  Lose 10 pounds overnight without giving up wine &#38; queso 6.  Your new boobs will face the horizon, not the South Pole 5.  Bonus: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Ways to Cut the Cancer Conversation Short</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Annie W., 21 yr. old Hodgkin's survivor 10. Yeah, well, I was getting sick of my haircut so I figured, why not? 9.  You should see how many presents I got. It was totally worth it. 8.  Chemo is a great way to lose weight. 7.  People are a lot nicer when they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Ways to Stimulate the Cancer Conversation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. I'm trying out for the lead in the Broadway version of the movie Powder. 9.  For testicular patients getting a prosthesis: Do these come in brass? 8.  All this radiation, and I don't glow in the dark yet? What a rip-off! 7.  It's 11:00 a.m. and so far I've been stabbed, felt-up, and drugged. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 (minus 1) Worst Things to Hear From Your Doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[True stories from members of the Young Survival Coalition, which serves young women under 40 with breast cancer 9. When complaining to my plastic surgeon about the funky shape of my tissue expander, he said "Well, it's sort of like a beach toy that is not fully inflated yet." 8.  When asked to take part [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Reasons Being Bald Rocks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. Topless tanning. 9.  No hair in your soup. Or anywhere else, for that matter. 8.  No haircuts, no shampoo, no styling - can you say low-maintenance? 7.  No lice. Ewww. 6.  When on the run from the police, you can hide out in the melon section of the grocery store. 5. Magic Marker skull [...]]]></description>
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