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10. Showing our scars can have ulterior benefits.

9.  Protective radiation "cup" doubles as a decorative soap holder.

8.  One less organ to worry about having to donate.

7.  Discounts on Lance Armstrong-autographed "modified" sportswear.

6.  Regular check-ups include precautionary prostate checks, too.

5.  Holiday performances of the "Nutcracker" take on a whole new meaning.

4.  Ball State University.

3.  Real men only need one, anyway.

2.  New developments in the golf ball industry guarantee a plethora of available prostheses that not only add yards to your driver but length to your putter.

1.  Hey, at least you know you can only get it twice.