10. Annual breast exams are conducted at Hooters.

9.  Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8.  Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7.  The colon specialist is only available on his days off from Roto-Rooter.

6.  Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."

5.  The used needle receptacles have recycling symbols on them.

4.  Patient responsible for "200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

3.  Your Prozac comes in different colors with little "m's" on them.

2.  The radiation techs are wearing old Stormtrooper costumes.

1.  The only expense covered 100% is embalming.