10. Topless tanning.

9.  No hair in your soup. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

8.  No haircuts, no shampoo, no styling - can you say low-maintenance?

7.  No lice. Ewww.

6.  When on the run from the police, you can hide out in the melon section of the grocery store.

5. Magic Marker skull tattoos.

4.  On really hot nights, a cool satin pillowcase is better than sex. Like you're getting any.

3.  Low maintenance = more time on your hands = higher blood counts (Yeah, you know what I mean!)

2.  You can join the Bald Hall of Fame.

1.  Aerodynamics, baby!