10. A night with me is better than chemo.

9.  Is there Heparin running through my veins or is it hot in here?

8.  I've got a scar shaped like a hickey--How about giving me a real one?

7.  What's your diagnosis? I'm a Cancer.

6.   It's not just my head that's bald, you know...

5.  Is treatment lowering your bbt*? Because you sure are cool. (*basal body temperature)

4.  Hey, baby, let's go back to my place and compare scars.

3.  You must have lost all your hair, because you are smoooooth!

2.  Let's go back to my hospital room: you play doctor, I'll play nurse.

1.  Is that a chemo pump in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

BONUS Cancer personals: "Bald druggie seeks SO for hook-ups, incisions and full body scans. I'm used to getting "special" treatment, but my port is always easy access."