9. I can no longer count to ten.

8.  I need this like I need a hole in the head.

7.  What's the big deal? It's not like it's brain surgery!

6.  The beauty of no short term memory is I meet new friends every day.

5.  But that's where I store the extra smarts... now, what'll I do?

4.  Symptoms? Me symptoms no got have. Roogala, roogala, roogala.

3.  That's just how the CIA gives me my orders.

2.  I got a brain tumor. What's your excuse?

1.  It's all in my head.